5 easy steps to get IMMEDIATE posting



Prerequisite to this, you should already applied to be a Teacher, and should have went to the interview. Yet, your posting status is pending or vague - what-so-ever.

1. Eat as much as you can to get the obese figure (100kg plus is the best).

2. Go to TV3, newspaper, electronic media stating that you're not being posted due to your obese problem.

3. Send an appeal letter to the respective minister / PM / YB.


4. When they come and interview you, make a sad face and show-off your overdue qualifications that you deserve to be posted.

5. By the next day, the minister/ry will approve your posting and with a plus; you get to choose the school you wishes to teach.

P/s: Have been done and proven that it works, for real!